Toby Knapp

Toby Knapp

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#ReadThisNOW: Starting your day in a non-sleazy way, only more tasty!

Well Good Day! How are you? Good? Did you do something with your hair? I remember what it was like to have hair, back before I decided to quit fighting the future... and just decided to shave it. It was a more complicated time. Had I known then that I would probably lose it, I think I might not have fried it with frosting and bleach and stuff like I did in my 20's.

Ah... the Twenties. What a blissful time of insanity. What was your most turbulent decade of life? You still living it? Did you ever STOP living it?

Let's take a look at this video and remember that life... can always be worse. Can you imagine being this injured hiker... being rescued... BY THIS INSANITY??!

WOW. I saw a comment on the Internet of Things® which said that seeing that was similar to how you feel when you lay down in bed after a long night of libations which may have lead you to a sort of intoxication. I'd not know anything about intoxication... but I'd imagine that it may suck. And that I'd puke. And that would suck. That is, if I knew anything about intoxication...

:-)

So let's get into today, shall we? Hmmm where to begin...

WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING??! VAPING BOOZE? That's insanity...

Now, don't get me started on this vacation thing. That's another blog post for later today... but needless to say, I'm pissed about the fact that I can't go on a trip I HAD JUST PLANNED ON GOING because of some government dumb stuff...

Here comes the rest of your COPY AND PASTE ROUNDUP...

Did you know today is NATIONAL VEGGIE BURGER DAY? Well, it is... BEYOND MEAT. IMPOSSIBLE BURGERS. Those other meatless patties which taste like soyburgers... What is your favorite? BTW... shout out to a great leader in this world of meatless burgers... Seth Goldman, who founded HONEST TEA, is breaking new ground in this sector... damn, that sounded official, didn't it? Well, he is. And his team are incredible people. Click here to get to know them!

It's also NATIONAL TOMMY CHUCK LOVES THIS DRINK DAY... or... NATIONAL MOONSHINE DAY! Drink up! Take a look at the video up there for even more on MOONSHINE! Yum!

What age group is the most likely to ditch a social media network?If you said young people, you’d be right. A new SurveyMonkey poll found that those under the age of 18 are the most likely to quit a social network (73%). They are followed by 18-29-year-olds (69%), those 30-45 (54%), and 45- to 60-year-olds (40%). Those over the age of 60 are the least likely to delete a social media account. (28%)

Can you guess which car gets you the most hits on a dating profile? Here’s a hint: It’s not a sports car. According to a new study by dating site Zoosk, people are 243% more likely to respond to your messages if your profile pic contains a Jeep. (The Ladders)

How often do you worry about money? According to a new survey, 25% of Americans worry about money “all the time.” Some economists are confused about all this worry because the economy is growing and unemployment is below 4%. But, a closer look shows that big expenses like housing and student loans continue to rise, while wages haven’t jumped for many American workers in a long time -- which is leading to all the hand-wringing going on out there. (CNBC)

Here’s a reason to do some chores… New research has found that couples who have clean homes have more sex. According to the survey, couples with clean houses have 39% more sex than couples with not-so-clean homes. The survey found that couples with clean homes get it on 2.5 times per week, on average, versus 1.5 times for couples whose homes are messier.

And couples who share the household chores are also have more frequent romps. The survey found that couples who divvied up the chores had 34.5% more sex than those who didn’t. (Best Life)

NEW YORK SPORTS FANS OFFENDED BY TOM BRADY

Last month, New England Patriots quarterbackTom Brady filed for a trademark for the nickname “Tom Terrific.”

Well, news about that trademark filing broke this week and fans in New York -- as well as across the country -- are freaking out because the person who already has that nickname -- unofficially -- is beloved New York Mets pitcher Tom Seaver, who was dominant back in the late '60s and through the '70s.

Sports fans who remember the greatness of Seaver believe Brady is stealing the nickname and have gone so far as to demand an apology.

This story continues to pick up momentum every day. We’ll see if Brady continues to try to get the trademark -- or if he bails on the effort. (Fox News)

MEN IN IDAHO VOTED MIKE’S HARD LEMONADE THEIR FAVORITE BEER

According to a new survey, the men of Idaho are confused about what beer is.

AskMen conducted the survey to find which beer was the favorite of men in each state. The men of 49 states chose actual beer. You know … Coors Light, Corona, Miller and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

But Idaho cast their vote for Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Yikes. What's going on Idaho?

AMERICAN WORKERS DON’T LIKE MOVING

According to a new study, Americans are not likely to move -- even for higher paying jobs.

Number-crunchers at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York found that money is not the biggest reason people stay where they are living. Instead, it seems that emotional attachments have a lot to do with it.

Workers will sacrifice money -- and slow down their careers -- in order to maintain a connection to their community. (KRQE-TV)

Two new movies are poised to take the top spots in the weekend box office.

The Secret Life of Pets 2 appears to be the favorite. The animated comedy could earn around $60 million.

Right behind with $55 million is the final X-Men movie Dark Phoenix, starring Sophie Turner along with James McAvoy,Jennifer Lawrence and Michael Fassbender.

In limited release at Los Angeles and New York theaters isLate Night. The Mindy Kaling project hopes word of mouth will propel box office success when it expands nationwide on June 14. (The Wrap)


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