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Top 10 Clothing Items Women Lose After They Have A Baby

1. Short skirts. Probably.

2. High heels. No, I mean, no stilletos, but heels are fine..

3. Skinny jeans. Hey, that's up to you and your mirror...

4. Crop tops. Yes. Definitely. Yes. At any age. At any time.

5. Low-cut shirts. Depends on how the girls are holding up.

6 . Tight dresses. Again, depends on how your body bounced back.

7. Bikinis. Ditto.

8. Shorts. Ditto.

9. Leather. What?

10. Animal prints. Every old lady that I've ever met had animal print...and silver shoes. So, no.